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"what if" game
My name is Andreia, I'm 16 and I'm addicted to tumblr

Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you;

Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to make sure.

George Carlin (via damn-peasants)

mishasminions:

DEMON DEAN SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

zeroyalviking:

son-neko:

You have no idea how much this statement means to me.

This was my high school senior quote in my yearbook believe it or not. A quote from Wall-E.

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

shaunofthebread:

If only more people thought like this.

shaunofthebread:

If only more people thought like this.

It’s the world’s tiniest Bluetooth.

commandersass:

This is how I imagine Steve and Sam in 10 years

What do I think love is?